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Any inconvenience qualifies. Rising rent, a bad grade, the weather, a vending machine that ate your dollar, no issue is too small to be systemic.
Our algorithm cycles through every known root cause and selects one at random, which we then treat as having been obvious all along.
The cause is assigned, the matter is closed, and an infographic is prepared. All in a day's work!